And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new hearing aid. "It's the best in the world", he said. "What type is it?", I asked and he said "ten past twelve".
Billy ConnollyPeople who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
Billy ConnollyWhen you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
Billy ConnollyI became a welder. I was actually becoming an Engineer and I joined the wrong queue. And so I became a welder, without knowing what a welder was.
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