[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven't missed a thing, I was just killing time 'til you got here.
Billy ConnollyThe world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don't care what you think.
Billy ConnollyThere's nothing better than a fight, especially when you're watching it from a safe place. You can yell encouragement! Hit him with the left, he's a big Jessie!
Billy Connolly