I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.

I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow.

[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven't missed a thing, I was just killing time 'til you got here.

The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don't care what you think.

There's nothing better than a fight, especially when you're watching it from a safe place. You can yell encouragement! Hit him with the left, he's a big Jessie!

I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.

Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding's a mystery to me now. You can't go back, your life changes every day.