Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.

I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.

Acting is a different discipline. On stage I'm free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

When I was 12, we went from Glasgow to Aberdeen on a school trip. It was called fresh air fortnight.