Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.

American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.

Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!

I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.

I don't aim to offend.

Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.