Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.

Tread gently on anyone who looks at you sideways.

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire terrier for life, and is nasty stuff made by greedy men.

Don't vote, it only encourages them.