It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.

In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.

American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.

The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don't care what you think.

I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?