People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
Billy Connolly,000 people in Hampden Park. Of course they're all Scottish. Because no one else goes there. The English have an unwritten rule: they only go to places they might get back from.
Billy ConnollyDon't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.
Billy ConnollyI don't like the beach. I think we have no business at the beach at all, as a species. We don't belong in the sea. The sea is full of things that bite us, sting us, hurt the soles of our feet, and it's extremely cold. When are we gonna take the hint that the things that live in the sea don't like us?
Billy Connolly