I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them. They're not huge, complicated events; they're just magical wee moments when somebody says 'I love you' or 'You're a really good at what you do' or simply 'You're a good person'.

People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.

I love fishing. It's transcendental meditation with a punchline.

Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, it's because the national anthem is boring.