My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it's like they're in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.

I've always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. My family comes from the west coast, so whenever I come to Ireland I get a wee tingling in my heart that I'm where I belong.

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

I was brought up as a Catholic. I've got A-level guilt.

If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.