My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

,000 people in Hampden Park. Of course they're all Scottish. Because no one else goes there. The English have an unwritten rule: they only go to places they might get back from.

I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do.

Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, it's because the national anthem is boring.

The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather.

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

There's no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes.