The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather.

I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning. ... That can keep me awake for days.

I think of my life as a series of moments and I've found that the great moments often don't have too much to them. They're not huge, complicated events; they're just magical wee moments when somebody says 'I love you' or 'You're a really good at what you do' or simply 'You're a good person'.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

If you don't know how to meditate at least try to spend some time every day just sitting.

Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.

Don't die until you're dead.