The religion in Scotland is one of the most patronising things... after the weather.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

,000 people in Hampden Park. Of course they're all Scottish. Because no one else goes there. The English have an unwritten rule: they only go to places they might get back from.

I just believe in the movie. I don't care what the book was like. I don't care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I've got.

Outgrew the media... The negativity felt like a disease.