I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh.
Billy ConnollyI used to be a folk singer, but I was... dreadful. I had a voice like a goose farting in the fog.
Billy Connolly[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven't missed a thing, I was just killing time 'til you got here.
Billy Connolly