I'm one of the school of people who don't do research of the reality of the thing or the unreality of the thing. In all the movies I've done, I've never done any research.

If you give people a chance, they shine.

I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.

The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex.

I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.