I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.

Nothing means anything here. When they pull down an outstanding building, no one objects. Oh, maybe there's a wee protest from some collectors or something who take a picture of it before it vanishes.

Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, "Did you fall?" He said, "No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket."

Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.

People die all the time. It's just that you're not around.

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

Never trust people who've only got one book.