I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.

I'd always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.

Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

A fart is just your arse applauding.

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?

It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.