,000 people in Hampden Park. Of course they're all Scottish. Because no one else goes there. The English have an unwritten rule: they only go to places they might get back from.

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new hearing aid. "It's the best in the world", he said. "What type is it?", I asked and he said "ten past twelve".

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?

The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.

It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?