Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it's like they're in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.

Politically correct is the language of cowardice.

Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.

The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started.