Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

I'm not going to throw away the hand of friendship to suit 100 Trotskyites in Glasgow.

Now, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, it's because the national anthem is boring.

I used to be a folk singer, but I was... dreadful. I had a voice like a goose farting in the fog.

I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.

People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

Don't work out, work in.