Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

When I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'.

Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding's a mystery to me now. You can't go back, your life changes every day.

Try to live in a place you like.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?