If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
Don't vote, it only encourages them.
A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!
Revolution was written into the U.S. Constitution so it's like they're in a constant state of revolution. But then again, happiness is written into their constitution as well, which makes them pretty unique.