A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.
I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.
Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace.
If you give people a chance, they shine.
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?