The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
Billy ConnollyI like Salvador Dali and Rene Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.
Billy ConnollyDon't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
Billy ConnollyI still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.
Billy ConnollyI don't like the beach. I think we have no business at the beach at all, as a species. We don't belong in the sea. The sea is full of things that bite us, sting us, hurt the soles of our feet, and it's extremely cold. When are we gonna take the hint that the things that live in the sea don't like us?
Billy Connolly