When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
Billy ConnollyNow, the country is in a terrible state, and you've blamed it on a number of things: Unemployment rate, the value of the pound and all that... wrll, it's because the national anthem is boring.
Billy ConnollyWhat always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?
Billy ConnollyWhen I read 'Be real, don't get caught acting,' I thought, 'How the hell do you do that?'.
Billy Connolly