Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
People die all the time. It's just that you're not around.
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.
I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
I hate those earnest TV documentaries that are the world according to people with glasses who know better than you.