I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they should be gone. There's an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it's a different venue.
Billy ConnollyBefore you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
Billy ConnollyDon't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
Billy ConnollyI think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
Billy Connolly