Wisdom isn't an old guy on top of a mountain in a loin cloth. It isn't an answer. It's a question.
Billy ConnollyWhat always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?
Billy ConnollyI don't think I've ever died on stage. I've had jokes that died on stage. I've told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn't know it was the end of the joke.
Billy Connolly