Never trust anybody with only one book.
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time.
I can't believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
I was brought up as a Catholic. I've got A-level guilt.