Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.

Never trust people who've only got one book.

I've been very lucky because I've always had movies to do. So if I got bored between shows a movie would turn up.

All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire terrier for life, and is nasty stuff made by greedy men.

Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

If you haven't heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.