Never run with scissors or other pointy objects.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

Avoid people who say they know the answer. Keep the company of people who are trying to understand the question.

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.

Don't work out, work in.

I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack.