Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying not to step into something and get a call, "Dad why'd you say that?"! But we'd go to games [where score wasn't kept], and I'd get it, but I wouldn't get it, because I think there's a real value in winners and losers, in not everybody getting a trophy - it makes you work hard, you appreciate what it takes, to say, "Why didn't we win?" You shouldn't be condemned for losing.

I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.