Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.

Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying not to step into something and get a call, "Dad why'd you say that?"! But we'd go to games [where score wasn't kept], and I'd get it, but I wouldn't get it, because I think there's a real value in winners and losers, in not everybody getting a trophy - it makes you work hard, you appreciate what it takes, to say, "Why didn't we win?" You shouldn't be condemned for losing.

If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.

[My mother] is the greatest hero I'll ever know because she kept us all together, she made sure we all graduated college. She always believed in us no matter what we do. My older brother Joel became an art teacher; my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.