I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.

I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.

I was introducing [director and producer] Hal Roach - Mr. Roach was 100 years old, he was one of the fathers of early days in films, he put Laurel with Hardy, he created the Our Gang kids, and all these silent movies he did - he was a giant.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single