I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

I always came away thinking "I'd like to see her more," you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought - Bette [Midler]. So we called her.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

Since I was a kid, every Thanksgiving growing up in New York, we always watched 'The March of the Wooden Soldiers' by Laurel and Hardy. Never miss it.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

I was always drawn to performing, but I never thought I could. I have no idea what I wanted to do outside of the old cowboy-or-fireman. When I was in college, I got serious about acting. I started examining history and then everything related to the theater. History, art, all the other studies, if I could link them into the theater, then it became alive for me. It just opened up my eyes.

If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.