Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.

Since I was a kid, every Thanksgiving growing up in New York, we always watched 'The March of the Wooden Soldiers' by Laurel and Hardy. Never miss it.

At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis.

I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.

Every time I was with Sammy [Davis Jr.] it was like going to the show business museum because the stories were so extraordinary, and I didn't care if they were true or not after a while. ... I don't know if he really got high with Humphrey Bogart or not. It didn't matter because he was painting these fantastic pictures.

Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!

I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.