Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

[My mother] is the greatest hero I'll ever know because she kept us all together, she made sure we all graduated college. She always believed in us no matter what we do. My older brother Joel became an art teacher; my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself.

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

I had really good hearing and when you're scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.

When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.