Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.

I was introducing [director and producer] Hal Roach - Mr. Roach was 100 years old, he was one of the fathers of early days in films, he put Laurel with Hardy, he created the Our Gang kids, and all these silent movies he did - he was a giant.

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!