From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, "Don't feed them this; don't feed them that, if she says this, don't say that," It was crazy!

It is better to look good than to feel good.

When I've gotten criticism, it's that it's too long, too soft, didn't hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, What's he doing hitting the government?

Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!

I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.