From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.

I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.

In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.

If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.