You give up your dream, you give up.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while.

Despite what The Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George W. Bush did in the '70s.

There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.