If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.

I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while.

I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.

Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.

I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.