I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.

I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

Nothing can take the sting out of the world’s economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.

I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single