Money makes even bastards legitimate.

I don't go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.

Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.

My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?

If there's anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it's being taken too seriously.

I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.

Develop a clean line of action for your leading character