If something smells bad, why put your nose in it?

We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.

Ever notice how these European trains always smell of eau de cologne and hard boiled eggs?

I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.

Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtleties obvious also.

A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.