If there's anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it's being taken too seriously.

You're as good as the best thing you've ever done.

Ever notice how these European trains always smell of eau de cologne and hard boiled eggs?

If there's anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it's being taken too seriously.

Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing. If you see him coming through a window - that is at once interesting.

An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark - that is critical genius.

Money makes even bastards legitimate.