Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy.

You do a clean show and it's over and the audience have enjoyed themselves and you've enjoyed yourself, and you haven't had to resort to shock.

Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.

I've been a very lucky actor.

I couldn't play off people that I don't personally like.

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.

I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.