Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy.

I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though youre poking fun at someone or something, theres still an affection for it.

Women are more emotional. They do get flustered. Which is not to say that men are better than they. It's simply the way it is.

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.

As an actor, you generally want to see the other actor's face.

There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, Why is that person staring at me?