I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and decided I was just going to give comedy a try.

You may not think I'm a sex symbol, but I became a father at the age of 48. Now young people think of me as a mini-folk hero because it's difficult for them to believe a man of my age is sexually active.

There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.

I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.

I think everyone probably starts out sounding like someone else, but gradually you develop your own sound.

You should have a value system. You can win if you stick with your value system.

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.