Well, if you’re a native Chicagoan, you know how dumb he [Dr. Robert Hartley] is. He gets on the Ravenswood El, he goes past his stop on Sheridan Road, he gets off in Evanston, where the El is on the ground, and then he walks back 55 blocks to his apartment. Now, would you want to have that man as a psychologist? A man who misses his stop every day?

The giant superstars are people whose talent is so enormous that their death wish can't destroy it.

Women are more emotional. They do get flustered. Which is not to say that men are better than they. It's simply the way it is.

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.

I think everyone probably starts out sounding like someone else, but gradually you develop your own sound.

Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.

I don't want to find the secret. I'm afraid all the joy will go out of it if I find the secret.