Well, if you’re a native Chicagoan, you know how dumb he [Dr. Robert Hartley] is. He gets on the Ravenswood El, he goes past his stop on Sheridan Road, he gets off in Evanston, where the El is on the ground, and then he walks back 55 blocks to his apartment. Now, would you want to have that man as a psychologist? A man who misses his stop every day?

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.

You should have a value system. You can win if you stick with your value system.

I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.

Funny is funny is funny.

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.