The first time I got up in front of an audience was terror, abject terror, which continued for another four or five years. There still is, a little bit.
Bob NewhartI'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.
Bob NewhartIt's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.
Bob NewhartBut I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh
Bob Newhart