You may not think I'm a sex symbol, but I became a father at the age of 48. Now young people think of me as a mini-folk hero because it's difficult for them to believe a man of my age is sexually active.

There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.

Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.

I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and decided I was just going to give comedy a try.

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.

Funny is funny is funny.