You may not think I'm a sex symbol, but I became a father at the age of 48. Now young people think of me as a mini-folk hero because it's difficult for them to believe a man of my age is sexually active.

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.

I wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have it!'

I've been a very lucky actor.

I love portraying the totally indifferent person.

Funny is funny is funny.

I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though youre poking fun at someone or something, theres still an affection for it.