Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs.

Continuing to do stand-up is always a challenge because the audiences and the environments in which you work very often differ.

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.

One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear.

You never know when you'll come upon something and it's going to be fodder for new material.

I couldn't play off people that I don't personally like.