Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs.

I never had an aversion because I was active in the drama club. If I had that aversion I certainly wouldn't put myself in the position of being on stage. Of course, in the drama club you're hiding behind a character.

I can't remember the last live-action, non-animated Christmas movie.

I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or six hours early so I can throw back a few drinks and muster up the courage to board the plane. Apparently I'm not alone because I've never been in an empty airport bar. I don't care what time you get there. Even at 8:00 a.m. you have to fight your way to the bar. At that hour, everyone drinks Bloody Marys so no one can tell it's booze- at least until they fall off their chair.

The giant superstars are people whose talent is so enormous that their death wish can't destroy it.

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

Well I was much too practical to presume to have a career in comedy.