The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.

In today's world, you would call my father mostly unaccessible. I'm not sure that isn't true of most fathers at that time. He went through the Depression. I don't know what that would have done to my psyche.

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

Cell phones have gotten so small, you can't tell who's a cell phone user and who's a schizophrenic.

There's gratification in making somebody laugh. It's a wonderful sound. I find myself, to this day, doing it, wanting to make people laugh.

You should have a value system. You can win if you stick with your value system.