I've been a very lucky actor.
I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.
Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.
I don't want to find the secret. I'm afraid all the joy will go out of it if I find the secret.
I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and decided I was just going to give comedy a try.
I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.