The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.

I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.

I've been a very lucky actor.

I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.

A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.

I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but I don't think you can teach timing. It's something you hear in your head.

The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.