Continuing to do stand-up is always a challenge because the audiences and the environments in which you work very often differ.

I think there are still words you can't use in family entertainment that you can use in a sitcom today.

One of the first things that you learn as a stand-up is, you're the boss. It's your stage, and don't screw with me because I'll make you look bad, which I had to do, because you wind up with drunks and loud people.

Women are more emotional. They do get flustered. Which is not to say that men are better than they. It's simply the way it is.

I love portraying the totally indifferent person.

I couldn't play off people that I don't personally like.

I can't remember the last live-action, non-animated Christmas movie.