Continuing to do stand-up is always a challenge because the audiences and the environments in which you work very often differ.

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.

I love portraying the totally indifferent person.

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.

More and more, as I get older, people come up to me and say, 'Thank you for all the laughter.' And my standard answer is, 'It was my pleasure.' But that's the truth.

People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.

Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.