I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.
You should have a value system. You can win if you stick with your value system.
I think there are still words you can't use in family entertainment that you can use in a sitcom today.
You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.
I wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have it!'
Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.