Women are more emotional. They do get flustered. Which is not to say that men are better than they. It's simply the way it is.

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.

I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.

All comedians are, in a way, anarchists. Our job is to make fun of the existing world.

I can't remember the last live-action, non-animated Christmas movie.

I think everyone probably starts out sounding like someone else, but gradually you develop your own sound.

Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her through comedian Buddy Hackett. He set us up on a blind date and then we got married.