I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.

One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear.

Doormen are kind of invisible, people don't know their names. They just say, Thank you, or Good morning. I'd never thought about doormen before. They're a vanishing breed. More electronic doors are being introduced.

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

I can't remember the last live-action, non-animated Christmas movie.

Because of the spin-meisters and the focus groups and the way politics is run now. It's run by polls and focus groups. So it's even more true today, I think, than it was some 40 years ago.

I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.