I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.

I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.

I'm very open to the up-and-comers.

When you're going for a joke, you're stuck out there if it doesn't work. There's nowhere to go. You've done the drum role and the cymbal clash and you're out on the end of the plank.

A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, Why is that person staring at me?

I'm one of those passengers who arrives at the airport five or six hours early so I can throw back a few drinks and muster up the courage to board the plane. Apparently I'm not alone because I've never been in an empty airport bar. I don't care what time you get there. Even at 8:00 a.m. you have to fight your way to the bar. At that hour, everyone drinks Bloody Marys so no one can tell it's booze- at least until they fall off their chair.