I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.

All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

The only thing I have never done is a Broadway play. I'm not sure I have the discipline necessary to do a Broadway play. I know it holds a fascination for certain actors.

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.