I think there are still words you can't use in family entertainment that you can use in a sitcom today.

I wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have it!'

I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.

There are a lot of questions I keep asking myself about why I do comedy. I guess I laugh to keep from crying. And I guess if you ever get me crying, I might not stop. This is the way I look at tragedy or else I'll cry.

I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and decided I was just going to give comedy a try.

One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear.

A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.