I think there are still words you can't use in family entertainment that you can use in a sitcom today.

All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

One of the first things that you learn as a stand-up is, you're the boss. It's your stage, and don't screw with me because I'll make you look bad, which I had to do, because you wind up with drunks and loud people.

I never had an aversion because I was active in the drama club. If I had that aversion I certainly wouldn't put myself in the position of being on stage. Of course, in the drama club you're hiding behind a character.

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, Why is that person staring at me?