I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't all that much fun.

A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.

Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.

I love portraying the totally indifferent person.

I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but I don't think you can teach timing. It's something you hear in your head.

I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.

I am a minimalist. I like saying the most with the least.