I can't remember the last live-action, non-animated Christmas movie.

Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.

The giant superstars are people whose talent is so enormous that their death wish can't destroy it.

Every new routine I have ever written and performed probably occurred extemporaneously. Then after you have fleshed it out and tried it out in front of a number of audiences and it works, you put it down on paper.

I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.

I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.

All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'