I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.

As an actor, you generally want to see the other actor's face.

I think everyone probably starts out sounding like someone else, but gradually you develop your own sound.

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.

One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear.

I love portraying the totally indifferent person.