I was not influenced by Jack Benny, and people have remarked on my timing and Jack's timing, but I don't think you can teach timing. It's something you hear in your head.

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

The best advice I could give someone trying to get into the comedy field is to take advantage of every opportunity you have to work to hone your skills.

I don't have a stack of scripts...

I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.

I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.