When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.
I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.
Money talks — but credit has an echo.
I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.
It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.
People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!