I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.
My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.
Money talks — but credit has an echo.