Money talks — but credit has an echo.
A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.
The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.
My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.