I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.
People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!
The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.
I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.
My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.