People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!
A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.
It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.
The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.
Money talks — but credit has an echo.
I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.