I would order a dozen bats and there were times they'd come back with handles at each end.

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes.

Before broadcasting for 50-some years, I did TV, played 10 years in the big leagues, won a world championship - and played a big part in that, too, letting the Cardinals inject me with hepatitis. Takes a big man to do that.

We were on for six years. We were in syndication for a while. It had its run. I still see the people from 'Mr. Belvedere,' too. We stay in touch.

I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it's never at the expense of the other guy.

After getting out of the service and going into baseball I never wanted to do anything else.